Dear Guys :)

Dear Guys,

You are making my heart smile. I love how my life goes from zero to four of you all in a month. I’m a little bit overwhelmed by it all. You’re all so wonderful it makes it hard to choose.

While we’ve been friends for a while, it seems as if your heart is beginning to pitter patter whenever I’m near. That’s exciting but a word of heart is such a precious little thing. She’s been a bit beaten and battered. It’s taken me almost 2 years to stitch her back together. Please be very careful with her.

I’m thrilled that you’re all in my life. You’ve awakened a part of my soul that’s been dead for a while. Your sweet words and kind actions have reminded me that I’m not the broken girl I used to be. I am lovely and incandescent and radiant. I’m thrilled you want to get to know me more.

Guy #1 ~ You make my heart smile with your crazy self. But as much as you’ve grown up and matured over the past year, you’re not in love with me darling. You’re in love with the idea of me. But I’m not a girl who’s going to date someone she has to “mother”..that’s why God gave you a mother. At 23, you should be responsible enough to keep your car clean and your classes straight. I think you’re going to be stuck in the friend-zone dear one until you figure that out.

Guy #2 ~ Oh you’re dashing! I love your sweet heart. It’s obvious you have a mother who taught you well. I can tell you cherish her by the way you’ve treated me. I’ve enjoyed our conversations. Can I just say how appealing it is to talk with someone you uses complete sentences and proper enunciation? Your southern charm, smile and chivalry have you well on the way to winning over this girl’s heart. I’m excited to see what will happen with you :)

Guy #3 ~ You make me forget what I’m trying to’re so intimidating even though we’ve been friends for a long time now. I’ve relished our coffee dates and Snapchats. Yet I wonder, could you not find time to have an actual conversation while you’re away? But I’m happy to be a part of your med school life. I love your diligence! I wish I would have had half of it as an undergrad. I love that you encourage me to do things that scare me. You are so supportive of my dreams and so realistic about life. You’ve been cheering me up during this whole house buying fiasco and I am so thankful for it. I’m glad you’re going to be around this summer…maybe that will mean we get some slushy dates :)

Guy #4 ~ You drive me absolutely freaking nuts..the 20 million calls a week asking for something..the helpless I don’t know how to do that..I can’t decide whether I want to strangle you or hug you some days. But your sweet smile and kind heart make you endearing. But honestly, you’ve had 4 years to make a move out of the friend zone and haven’t. Darling..the only way you get out of the “friend” zone is to ask a girl out on a date. I won’t always be around forever..don’t miss your chance.

Cheers Darling’s!


One Flabbergasted Lemon

Published by Kat Barnette

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